My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary

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In these new (hopefully temporary) “normal times”, I have seen a few one-liners in circulation.

So a big thanks to Mike for creating this little haven of chuckleness by bringing them all together in such a lovely way!

This “diary” shines a light on how we sophisticates – a species who think we control everything – adapt to being in control of nothing – something – anything (and still believe we are in control).

🙂

Paul

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The Modern Theologian

We all need a little humor to get through tough times.

Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!

Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!

Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who knew??

Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.

Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!

Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear.

Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!

Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in…

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